I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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