People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I have fence marks all over my body
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
