so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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