your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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