I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
