the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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