yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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