he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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