It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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