I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize
