I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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