IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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