Dual....:-)
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
