real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Pappa wants mamma naked
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
There r osticjed everywhere
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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