Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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The power of my boobs compel you
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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