Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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