I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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