Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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