I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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