oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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