I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
why is half of my head shaved?
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