All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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