Apparently you make a good broom.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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