Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I look excited, but its just a facade.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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