Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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