Where did you get a picture of my penis
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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