That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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