I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
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