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"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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