508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
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