when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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