So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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