does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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