If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
