Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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