I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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