i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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