it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize
