btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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