question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So. Much. Porn.
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