I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
