ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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