im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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