You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
organizing the empties. That sober.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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