Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
50% drunk capacity currently
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You are a genius and a whore.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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