week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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