I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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