Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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