I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You're completely useless in the revolution.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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