i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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