how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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