I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
NoShamevember. You game?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Randomize
